Set Trippin over Kool-Aid

Two Shot in Detroit after Argument Over Kool-Aid: MyFoxDETROIT.com

DAWG LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE NIGGA!!!!! KOOLAID? Smh better been red flavor that's all I'm saying.

Riskay Wanna Smell Yo D***

I cried soon as the song dropped! You see the broad lightskin right? RIGHT!!! Crazy asses, Idk bout yall but this may be the funniest song ever created next to "Dick Her Down"

Doug's Dope Tweeter of the Week 5.25.12

Well new week, new dope tweeter and its my @TorrixAmore. My good ol friend here is straight from the ATL  *the clean good wholesome side I believe* cause I never seen a pair of skates, a tweet bout Cascades, or her rep zone 13.. I think.. idk, I'm not from there, but that don't make her wack and please don't call her NuNu -__-. In college attending NC A&T SU, PR student aiming for that degree, making momma proud. Nice genuine girl, cools tweets, her photo game is on point and she has mass amounts of fun. So I say go ahead hit the follow STAY OUT HER DMs *yea I'm pre warning you thirsty fucks* and enjoy her lovely presence on your TLs...

The Rules: Follow Your Own Twitter Womens

I been sitting on this post for bout a good month cause well I can, its my fuckin blog but anyways, I been noticing hella creeping going on with the twitters for forever and quite frankly its saddening. You see that damn button up there stop fuckin happy go luckily *if thats a word* pressing that without some sense in yourself. I mean we all can't wait to add new pretty faces to our TL so that every time her avi pop up our dick happily jumps *not me though I'm not a dirty nigga* but Jesus ion wanna see the chick I fake thirsted over for months being having a good ol chuckle wit being full court pressured all day everyday by one you twitter niggas. You ruining what me & her have. Like yea bruh I RT her on your TL but keep ya creep ways out my eye sight  SHE MINES! O, and y'all not low, I personally know some you niggas dipped dived & boogied into a couple DMs to catch a mean curve. Leave certain women to certain niggas get your own twitter bitches and get the hell on but how can you find your own from the wild savage thirst filled guys of the twitter world? Easy search for em but I got a new lil technique I came up wit just for you fellas....

1. Stop following the chicks niggas RT daily: What they got on behind the scenes may be just jokes on twitter so don't rush in on the follow button to get embarrassed later down the line

2. Find a chick you know/follow from the same area as you: That way you want be dumbly hail marying your parched loins to never reachable distances

3. Go within their 1st 150 follows: FUCK THE ACTIVITY TAB! It will blind you into a dead end of know return a straight wall of shame. Now depending on how many people a chick follow, this may take some time but fuck it. These will be most likely the quick follows to get some #'s up before #teamfollowback consumed her mind. you know the "Hey I'm new to twitter" post on FB era for a tweeter.

4. Make sure your avi & tweets when you hit the follow are on point: She may be be just coming off the follow back squad and lookin for new followers so this will make it easier for your thirst if both y'all equally poppin up on each others TL. The right amount of funny and/or intellectual tweets can secure this win.

5. Pick a smooth 5 joints out the bunch: You need a cool flock off gates, can't put all your trust and luck on one broad thats just stupid.

6. Properly & Timely apply #TheThirst: Don't fuckin follow her then 2secs later be all up in her mentions like the creep I am in niggas moms bedroom window NO! relax.chill.observe. See how frequently they tweet and who/what they tweet bout. If its mad "hims" "oomf's" "pet names" "happiness wit a lil lonely heart" she gone, don't creep move to the other follows and repeat the notion of "relax.chill.observe." After a clean week of that notion insert some "LOLs" and comments into her mentions but not to much nigga she don't know you, that's fuckin up the chill part of things. Now after 2 weeks kick it up a notch you know, assert your presence just enough to where she comfortable with your @ and character. DMs should soon follow but only if its fake important

7. Creep: CREEP!

and there you have it, now unfollow my bitches so I can get back right yall fuckin my shit up making yourselves look bad :)

"D*** Her Down Woo! Woo! (Hit her from the back)"

Is this atrocious? A mess? Ghetto as all fuck? It damn sure fuckin is but this shit fire and by the 3 "dick her down" I was bankhead bouncing like no other! Idk bout yall but it took me a sec to decypher rescramble & figure out that "bike" was back. This is catchy and I needs that MP3 quick!

Sn: Whats a hood vid without a baby walking round mass amounts of twerkin?

Doug's Dope Tweeter of the Week 5.11.12

Once you pass into the city limits of Wilmington, NC please look back i beg of you, you must of missed your turn, its nothing there for you NOTHIN! Just a bunch of crab juice soaked fingers, moldy black smoke lung puffin, Ciroc every night zombies roaming round but here we have my good homie @SNEAK_her_FREAK aka China. When it comes to fashion and raising her child on her own she is 100% bout hers and I salute that, thats why she was chosen as the first dope tweeter. Been following her for almost a year had a couple moments when I wanted to slap hell fire and Satan's piss from her ass & vice versa but that dont change her dopeness real cool ppls and a good follow great sense and if you needs tips or a nice fit for an event I advise hit her up but ya thumb is always be a millisec to react & hit that unfollow but it wont be worth it. Yup, check her out add her to your TL and enjoy...

M3 feat. Nusense "Salute"

I swear if I wasn't busy creeping in these twitter DMs I would of noticed M3 stole my a couple of my bars. Must of been that day my phone was by his Iphone nigga was acting like he was into a mean game of temple run MILLION POINTS MY ASS! But he said it waaaayyy doper than me so its nothing. Check out this heat he dropped coming from his new tape dropping real soon...