Doug Don't Like...9.1.11

Doug don't like Wachovia: Them muthafuckas had my money for a week talkin bout my account closed but when I rolled up on them they said my money been in there smh. I'm eating noodles & drinkin water dreaming that its Red Lobster biscuits and these fucks had my money. Then they had the audacity not to have no got damn candy WTF!!! really? REALLY? no candy tho... o ok smh

Doug Don't Like... 8.18.11

Doug don't like stairs: and by stairs Im talking bout these shit in my new apartment. Im deadass 2.5 from fuckin them shits up yo. God blessed me with coordination never been clumsy *I walked on water last time I took a shower* so why in the hell am I constantly tripping up yes UP them shits. I swear let me get caught off guard on a drunk night no questions just punchin the shit outta them bet they won't fuck wit me no more, BET!

Doug Don't Like... 8.11.11

Doug don't like his damn Evo: fuck this battery, fuck the random crashes fuck sprint for having u...... ok i lied love this phone yo even tho the battery is a faggot so fuck the evo battery

Doug Don't Like... 8.4.11

Doug don't like pork replacements: FUCK TURKEY BACON! bacon is the shit all extra crispity & greasily & heart attacky all for the pork over here cuhh