The "I'm not gonna be one of them lonely bitches this holiday season" effect

I'm no scientificalolical type of guy who is nosey but I've noticed a rise in random chicks having "boos". There were no usual tweets of meeting dudes, subs about dudes, or the typical oomf tweet about chillin eating out or how amazing oomf is, HELL wasn't even a single "him" tweet. How randomly over the break u tricks be missing ppl can't wait to see niggas nshit without the obvious clues u actually have someone? Then it hit me, its The "I'm not gonna be one of them lonely bitches this holiday season" effect. Bitches got boos growing out of trees as soon as the ball dropped lol he wasn't there at 11:59:59 hoe stfu fake happy asses. Yup this shit is easily traceable back thru weeks of bitter cold lonely warm them hoes ain't shit weeks of tears they shed to lifetime flicks & Gucci playlists. Thanksgiving starts it cuz the family favorite cousin got a man she serving maaaad extra macaroni & greens too while u in the corner LONELY! wishing grams would put extra dressing on ya cold plate. Christmas they exchangin gifts & color coordinating pics while u getting a bum ass card from moms & ya creepy uncle who touch boys but don't want anyone in the neighborhood to know so u say he retarded. They throwing a couples party new years while u at the club wit ya crew looking a hot 106 wild out Wednesday rejected mess sipping on peach ciroc screaming "DETS MUH SHEIT!" to that new future record. Which leads right into VALENTINES Lollllll ya jus manufacturin a boo wit words to fit in in these tweets & fb post Hahaha. What's worse is if there really is a guy its jus the random dude who texts u out of boredom when his chick sleep after they fucked lol. Don't assume he ya boo cuz of casual text convo ladies, he jus bein nice while shorty takin a mean shit from a meal they had on their date cuz she his REAL girl. Ok lol I'm done o but wait til March its gonna be hella "he ain't shit" "I'm not wit the games his loss" tweets as if he really was hers lmao muh uh hoe find a real boo then me & the rest of the ppl new evidence via pic