Over a Biscuit?

Now I've had some mighty good ass biscuits in my day but not never have one made me fight someone like beat them outta they clothes fights them. Was it the butter? the softness? was jelly in it? what kind strawberry? smh nevermind fuck all that did big mama make em is all I wanna know. Hell Popeyes Bojangles Churches WHO MADE THESE GLORIOUS HOODRAT UPSETTING BUTTERMILK BISCUITS? O well I applaud her weave being the only thing that stood a chance in this fight. Such a sad day in New York :(