Top 5 Dope Virgin Shit

Man the other day I was sittin back eating thinking and being a virgin really was so dope yall. You got the get away with so much shit all cause you couldn't get none shit. Being a virgin made everything so care free and easy for you to have so much got damn fun in the youth of your life. So I figured a list of 5 things to bring back memories was of need.

5. Spyin on others having sex: Nigga shit was like live scrambled spice channel. ears all to the doors & windows tryna hear the slightest of moans while ya ding ding gets all hard nshit. Be all like "shh shh I think.. yo I think they doin it.. hol on shh *hears moan* oooo shit they doin it they doin it" shit just have your heart races wit excitment bruh.

4. Beatin on women: Its called assault now and you can go to jail but back then niggas used to beat the fuckin brakes off chicks and they called it "love taps." Games of tag shoving them face deep into dirt yellin "YOU'RE IT" wrestling but not flirtin wrestling but straight piledrivers & stunners by the swing at the park. Shit was beautiful.

3. Her sittin in your lap: Maaaaaaaaaannnn so fuckin DOPE! Yall she sit in your lap so she don't have to place that bit off ass she lack on a hard desk seat and ya lil mans get firm was the coolest. Yes the fuck it was! You know she felt it you know she did and You don't care, its like mental sex... ok it was the closest thing to what you thought sex was and she just teasing movin you don't care, nope, sure didn't.

2. Kissin: CAUSE ITS KISSIN!!!!! Saliva spit germs lips tongue together rubbin butt in hand AAAAALLLLLLLLL of that wheeeewwww yes lawd!!!

1. Hunchin: Nothinever will be greater than hunchin. I wanna be a virgin again just to hunch. It was sex before sex and amazing fake sex at that. Mad jean to jean friction had a nigga feelin like the boss don all tired thinkin he beat somethin he don't know what but it was beat down down.