Friday, January 27, 2012
Something to check out 1.27.12
My homie M3 is prepping the release of his mixtape IAMTHECOMPETITION2 dropping soon, here is the first track from it he let go titled "Undertakers" Ft. Blanco Dinero. Download link below...
M3 ft Blanco Dinero - Undertakers: Download
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Sharing is not caring, THATS MY BITCH!
MAIN
Hell to all the fuck no you aint touching my got damn main girl nigga! *unless she a hoe meaning I wifed a hoe and niggas love hoes so fuck :(* but seriously nah shit def not cool on any planet at all. Like no explanation is really needed I mean COME ON! this my bae my boo my bookie the one who wake up wit her boonkum mid chump between my wisdom teeth. No convo of sorts is even taken place of what we do behind closed doors. Yea if we do as men speak on our main its on some yea I bout slapped her to high hello & glory. We not gonna tell our boys what sexual shit we doin with our current lady so he can look at her with the ill grinch who stole christmas grin doin the meanest birdman handrub known to man nope.
EX
Yup u damn right the bitch who we used to bring home to moms thats now that stupid ass ungrateful chick is off every single limit. Same rules as if she was still the main cuz she WAS at one point but you can actually talk about what you did with her not to much but just enough IF you want but its the past so its kinda pointless.
Side bitch
She not your girl so she can mess with who she want but she still yours. This where some confusing comes in cuz your whole crew should know of this chick to where when they see her out and about with her real man or if she single not to flirt or anything. Some niggas know you tryna make a bitch ya potential side joint and still shoot some low quality thirst her way. Sending DMs filled with the most profound of high school behind the bleacher parchness at the young hoochie smh. Trust some will try and get on the broad you claimed first dibs on in ya face like you never sniffed glue while hunchin under the jungle gym at recess. You can speak on what yall do she aint really nothing but that nut you need while you sent your girl to get her hair done anyways.
Friends with benefits
all hush hush nobody should know why cuz yall friends just got some shit on the low that goes on nothing to serious to have to spread around. A off limits to the crew to unless A) you and the friend have come to a conclusion that nothing else is to happen between yall in the future usually just ends up happening sometimes is spoken out or B) went down before you and the other nigga had became cool. now if she play with both she heads right on into the hoe phase but Im not here to speak on those. Just know don't catch feelings o that shit happens to fuck around and gotta dunk on bitches for they heart in a game of 1on1 in these streets....
JUMP
this THIS is the type females that can may & shall be loving the muthafuckin crew! Pass these lil hoes around yes the homies can get all up in them out them and around. talk about what yall did cuz it don't matter its was a nut a quick one n done in and out slide thru kill and gone. no feelings should be gained or even already there. Jumps like to preach guys talk but like bitch you don't matter to none of them so what they speak on bout you don't mean nothing.
Now fellas don't fuck around and confuse any of every got damn thing Ive rambled on bout on this post but yall niggas and we don't listen so yea shit still gonna happen be spoken the code that our OGs and uncles beat into our chests with their cold balled 40oz of Miller fists. If you noticed when flipped around and looked at from a chicks point of view when it goes from ex on down more is not hidden its all released onto the eager ears of the next friend and she down for whatever when the chances come. Everything with females is a competition once that good word is out there & the opportunity of hmm "let me see" comes across yea its over but like I said I been sipping and don't have time to proofread this shit I just been typing just to type. Now stay away from my bitches idc if Im not fuckin them they still mines!
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Poor Lil Flipper
*sigh* idk idk idk... like for some reason I feel the end is near and the Mayans left this tidbit of trash out of the details. No I'm not talkin bout this broad rockin one of the most hideous absurd atrocious diabolical weaves known to all mankind. No I'm not talkin about how she got the nerve to have a fake Vevo account posted like Paul wall on the streets of YouTube. Nope not even mentioning the 2.5 megapixal razor phone recorded video I'm subjecting y'all to watch. I'm talkin bout the cameo the feature the resurgence of the guy who gave us the hottest beat sampling the baddest broad in video game history. This nigga Lil Flip is BACK..... in the worst way. Its one thing if he jus slid in the booth swingin his lucky charm over beats hot enough for us to not focus on the garbage his pen pad & brain comes up with but to slide in this monstrosity they wanna call a video, o the fuck no. Yall enjoy this shit I got my laugh outta it o, how the backup dancers badder than the main act :(
Thursday, January 5, 2012
The "I'm not gonna be one of them lonely bitches this holiday season" effect
I'm no scientificalolical type of guy who is nosey but I've noticed a rise in random chicks having "boos". There were no usual tweets of meeting dudes, subs about dudes, or the typical oomf tweet about chillin eating out or how amazing oomf is, HELL wasn't even a single "him" tweet. How randomly over the break u tricks be missing ppl can't wait to see niggas nshit without the obvious clues u actually have someone? Then it hit me, its The "I'm not gonna be one of them lonely bitches this holiday season" effect. Bitches got boos growing out of trees as soon as the ball dropped lol he wasn't there at 11:59:59 hoe stfu fake happy asses. Yup this shit is easily traceable back thru weeks of bitter cold lonely warm them hoes ain't shit weeks of tears they shed to lifetime flicks & Gucci playlists. Thanksgiving starts it cuz the family favorite cousin got a man she serving maaaad extra macaroni & greens too while u in the corner LONELY! wishing grams would put extra dressing on ya cold plate. Christmas they exchangin gifts & color coordinating pics while u getting a bum ass card from moms & ya creepy uncle who touch boys but don't want anyone in the neighborhood to know so u say he retarded. They throwing a couples party new years while u at the club wit ya crew looking a hot 106 wild out Wednesday rejected mess sipping on peach ciroc screaming "DETS MUH SHEIT!" to that new future record. Which leads right into VALENTINES Lollllll ya jus manufacturin a boo wit words to fit in in these tweets & fb post Hahaha. What's worse is if there really is a guy its jus the random dude who texts u out of boredom when his chick sleep after they fucked lol. Don't assume he ya boo cuz of casual text convo ladies, he jus bein nice while shorty takin a mean shit from a meal they had on their date cuz she his REAL girl. Ok lol I'm done o but wait til March its gonna be hella "he ain't shit" "I'm not wit the games his loss" tweets as if he really was hers lmao muh uh hoe find a real boo then me & the rest of the ppl new evidence via pic
Saturday, December 31, 2011
G Code: Check yo nuts
G Code #2
End of the year! Last fuckin post *and the perfect one*. A lot a odd shit has been happening in 11' and Jesus hates you niggas for every bit of it. Niggas really out here slippin on all levels of non chill and manliness. Be hold the "G Code" yes and like the post is title check ya musky feminine powdered scrotums you embarrassing us out here! Seen these two vids and def had to release them upon yall eyes. Can't have niggas pleasantly walking into 2012 fuckin everything up. Enjoy....
Friday, December 16, 2011
The Church Girl
well i ring the doorbell and the door creeks open and she steps out in a robe hair all messed up, sweating, seemed out of breath, eyes hardly open. im like dang she must be going through something rough. maybe i shouldnt of came it may get worse if i catch it but i cant leave after i told him i would come. he told her to be good and for me to keep her company while he was out. i step in and the door slams behind me and locks. she ran upstairs so i decided to take a seat on the couch i figured she went to get her bible idk. she comes back downstairs got right on her knees im like o time to pray she could of told me thats what she wanted to do. so i get up to pray with her and she grabs my zipper and starts giving me head. im like wait chill out your dads the preacher, we cant do this also i have never said more than 2 words to you until now she says shut the fuck up sit the fuck down and let me handle this. im so confused but i say man up let her have it. and did she have it boy i thought i was in heaven i never had head like that before. i start to nut and try to move away from her mouth but she holds me there and takes it all in her mouth until it starts falling out onto the floor. some of it landed on her foot all she did was wipe it up with her finger and licks it off. but that didnt stop her from continuing and at this point i didnt mind cuz it was good no amazing. while i was in a daze i didnt notice she had got up and was signaling for me to come upstairs with her.
when i finally get to her room she was laid out in her bed, waiting for me. so i go to her bout to get my condom out but she says no im like what and she says she dont use them i wasnt bout to turn down sex so i leave it. so we fuck and it gets intense, she biting all on me, scratching my back, calling my name, asking for more, and just as im bout to nut she yells turn her over and fuck her in the ass. im like wait a damn minute what kinda shit is she on i tell her im not gonna do it, she gets mad at me and says well ya friends stephen and richard sure didnt mind doin it so what yo problem. im like what, you nasty as ho, you just had a 3 some wit my friends now you havin sex with me, she said yea do you got a problem wit that, cuz you didnt earlier. im like yea but thats before i knew all that. she says are you goin to do it or what. i says well ill do it but not like that she agrees and we start back at it. and as we were going she but i need to stop idk who else she is doing this with as that thought comes across my head the door slams and at that same moment i lose focus and nut right in her. she says thank you and hops under her covers im confused but i need to hurry the foots steps are on the stairs i drop to the floor and close my eyes as the door opens and the preachers says o sorry to interupt your prayer but can i reschedule the dinner for tomorrow it seems i have some work to do. i say yea and head downstairs and hop in his car. as we pull out the driveway she peeks out the window and waves bye. he says awww i have a sweet daughter very nice and friendly, a real people person, i know she made you feel right at home. im thinking to myself no your daughters a fuckin slut.
