Top 5 Dope Virgin Shit

Man the other day I was sittin back eating thinking and being a virgin really was so dope yall. You got the get away with so much shit all cause you couldn't get none shit. Being a virgin made everything so care free and easy for you to have so much got damn fun in the youth of your life. So I figured a list of 5 things to bring back memories was of need.

5. Spyin on others having sex: Nigga shit was like live scrambled spice channel. ears all to the doors & windows tryna hear the slightest of moans while ya ding ding gets all hard nshit. Be all like "shh shh I think.. yo I think they doin it.. hol on shh *hears moan* oooo shit they doin it they doin it" shit just have your heart races wit excitment bruh.

4. Beatin on women: Its called assault now and you can go to jail but back then niggas used to beat the fuckin brakes off chicks and they called it "love taps." Games of tag shoving them face deep into dirt yellin "YOU'RE IT" wrestling but not flirtin wrestling but straight piledrivers & stunners by the swing at the park. Shit was beautiful.

3. Her sittin in your lap: Maaaaaaaaaannnn so fuckin DOPE! Yall she sit in your lap so she don't have to place that bit off ass she lack on a hard desk seat and ya lil mans get firm was the coolest. Yes the fuck it was! You know she felt it you know she did and You don't care, its like mental sex... ok it was the closest thing to what you thought sex was and she just teasing movin you don't care, nope, sure didn't.

2. Kissin: CAUSE ITS KISSIN!!!!! Saliva spit germs lips tongue together rubbin butt in hand AAAAALLLLLLLLL of that wheeeewwww yes lawd!!!

1. Hunchin: Nothinever will be greater than hunchin. I wanna be a virgin again just to hunch. It was sex before sex and amazing fake sex at that. Mad jean to jean friction had a nigga feelin like the boss don all tired thinkin he beat somethin he don't know what but it was beat down down.

Frank Ocean: Gay Musicians in Black Society

Openly Gay musicians are more accepted in white society "Elton john, Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert" but not in ours. Ours as in black society. Have you noticed its more speculated gay black artists accepted than out gay artists? We would rather assume an artist is gay & continue to enjoy they music "Luther, Miguel, Ne-Yo, Trey" than he be out the closet writing the same music. I commend Frank for putting that story out last night because we as blacks need this, I'm sorry but its true. Yes he's claiming Bi-sexuality *and I agree I don't believe men can be Bi* but so the fuck what. I'm not gonna sit and assume every song he wrote was a secret message to that one guy he fell in love with and start to hate it that's just fuckin stupid. When you listen to majority of his material its all neutral, written for the listener to think on who they want it to be bout, man or woman. You know how many other gay BLACK musicians thats hiding who they are because how our society thinks of gay culture? MANY! Some of our favorite rappers are on the DL and we would feel so fuckin stupid and confused if they came out but they won't out of fear. Frank being out is simply a great thing and I know his music will still be as good as it was before and the songs released in the past will still be enjoyed as they have. You gotta be a damn fool to start thinking now that he's out that all his material was bout men. Why would you first think when listening to his music that its sung to a man unless you hiding inner demons of your own. Ima sit back enjoy just like white society does their artists if a lyric need be changing then it'll change we sing a Beyonce song and change a lyric you can do the same with his.

She the wetest in the building

From the moment Supa day makes his incredible grand entrance tossing ones to whoever *hopefully not the dog* the wettest in the building. With hair to make any remy wearing black girl jealous & dance moves that even CB couldnt pull off, he shines for 5:41mins through every single tear...

P.S. ladies there is a strip show even Magic Mike can't pull off at the end.

DUANE!!!

No more Diddy boppin for me yall can have that its all bout what my dude Duane is doing right here! I'M talking all the hoes over you buying YOU drinks. This will shut the club down. MJ in his grave rolling over jealous yall.

Drag-On Almost Gets Robbed!

Niggas tried to rob the drag dash! Cuz soon as niggas tried to step up BOOP BOP BOP BOP!!! lmaooooooooooooooooo this is forever a classic vid....

Zombies in Miami!

Homie threw a ball A BALL! lolll Other dude aint know to shoot or run.... he ran smhhh. Might be the new funniest video of the year.