The Bald Headed You

& no this isn't bout weave. Its about how you feel when we approach you when you feel you bummy as hell ladies. Just felt like saying half y'all bald headed anyways. Had to get that out the way early. Well, now hey how you doing this evening? Great I might guess looking at you in sweats, tucked in your Uggs, no makeup, hair wrapped & a nice lil dingy hoodie. O yes m'am we still gonna holla at you. Wonder why? Because this the you We gonna see eventually. Now of course you want us to come slide on up behind you when you woke up flawless as mother Bey but you ain't her you peasant & you ain't gonna be like that 24/7 boo. It bothers you we asking for the digits when you ran in the store breath smelling like lemon pepper on your muthafuckin WANGS for a juice & tampons. But see Jesus said in one them books any which one just choose & it's there, that in route to get vagina & her heart, to not get used to her mesmerizing image for it is false to trap our soul into headaches & who that bitch arguments.

See the future you now to be ready for when it comes. After a month or two you taking the face off the weave out the perfume gone & we're seeing durags, house slippers, bags under your eyes & mad boogers. So why not start with it & expect greater when the date night comes? We are not judging TRUST! We are actually putting our hopes high & for good reason. If you attractive when bummy then God be the glory we know the beauty of you is coming when we ask you to a dinner & a movie. Women love us in sweats, tees, basketball shorts maybe because they plotting to steal em but hell we bummy you want us so we want y'all dragged through the earth rough asses when y'all out for a quick sec too. Yes, y'all want to look damn good when we come spark a convo so you feel great bout yourselves but we will treat you the same if you looked like you crawled out of Afghanistan just as if you modeled out of vogue. We are men we want what we want & if you feeling uglier than Freddie Kruger so be it when a real nigga approach you...