The Rules: Playing The Wing

Because I don't want your ugly ass. I'm here insuring my nigga fuck the brakes of your homegirl off these here Henny shots, cool? It's a simple thing really. He wants to hook up with her but you defensive player of the year 3 nights straight, 5 years in a row, so my nigga got the scoop on you & brought in reinforcements. Now judge the wingman not by him having a girl or just wasting great flirting on the bum friend to occupy the blocking away from the QB so my man's can get that sack in. There for the side entertainment. The cheerleader, no homo. What kind of friend would we be letting our homie fly into the drunken bar skies dolo? A future lonely drinking fucker that is. All in the name of support & friendship & drinking & getting bitches & drinking but mostly getting bitches but yea for the drinking.

Now women on the outside looking in y'all play some great wing women but those who out the loop watching niggas bag & tag randoms for the nights kill gather round. Like I had mentioned earlier he may have a girl so don't judge he can't just sit back, he gotta as y'all say "act single". He Gonna flirt his way the the homegirl draws them things gonna get moist but he not splashing them waters, its all a distraction. While he got the eye of shrek quivering in her leggings my man's should be gaining yardage for the touchdown. Now it gets tricky. If the wingman girl is out with em its every man for themselves and that's wack. My dog might be tryna bag a fucking rare specimen of lightskin goddess with no masterballs in sight. It's her, her fire breathing charizard sister soulja friend & my homie. He just lost in the battle with only magikarp type gems for her ears & they not having it. Tell her back up, pick her nappy ass fro and shave the black power fur off her puss. REALLY! He needs his bro to come slide over to Kid n Play them jokes back & forth off her liquored up heart. That's our job. Girl or not. We don't want to pop the friend *unless she isssssssss fuckin!*. We are motivation. That's it, that's all. Again, DON'T JUDGE! So next time everyone out you may be the ugly friend getting the Tommy gun barrage of jokes let off to you. Yes, that mean YOU unless that ass fat you might got a baby daddy in the near future.