It’s a fairly simple concept. Bitches and music go together like peanut butter and jelly. Like Henny and Coke. Like Gin and Juice.
My nigga, didn’t John Smith even serenade Pocahontas once or twice before he had her all the way in the bag? So it’s safe to say, this country was FOUNDED upon G’n bitches up with music.
Fast forward to present day where your iTunes is imperative in not only the captivating phase but also in sustaining a solid roster. Maintenance of your iTunes > maintenance of your vehicle.
I know I know that seems a tad ridiculous. But realistically, in 2014 you think these hoes are gonna care at all that ya brakes are squeaking a little bit when you driving her home and you turn on that new Drake freestyle/ballad he did over a new 40 beat that just dropped 16 minutes ago? If you’re even thinking about that, let me help you out. The answers hell FUCKING no. You turn that new freestyle the fuck up to maximum volume and drown out them brakes and go home and win!
Bitches+Music= Prosperity
It’s fucking science.
-@WhoButAR
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