Thursday, September 4, 2014

Guest Blog: "Crazy Isn't Cute" by @NateSaid



Lil Kim continues harassing the innocent citizens of the world over the internet with her music. I don't know why but she continues to do so. Remy Ma came back home from prison and immediately hops right back into the studio with zero hesitation. Rumor has it she hasn't taken any days off since being out. I don't know why but she continues to do so. In a weird way, Lil Kim and Remy Ma tie into today's topic. That topic is crazy bitches.

 Somewhere in recent social network history, the trend for females has become to brag about how crazy they are. Why? No fuckin' idea. There's two types of women that absolutely no man wants. Those types are: attention whores and crazy bitches.

No male on this planet wants to hear about how crazy you are especially not from you. Believe me, we already know that all women are some type of psychotic. That doesn't mean you have to bring it up and talk about it with pride. Always threatening to stab us. Always threatening to cut our dicks off. Not cool at all. Not a tad bit attractive either. All that's going to is make us leave y'all with the question "What Are We?". Word to Craigy F. Like I said, us men already know women are psychopaths. We accept it. We're not going to accept the fact that you take pride in being crazy. We're not going to accept the fact that you have to broadcast your craziness to the whole world. There are always exceptions of course. Like the sex is spectacular so we're going to accept it. Like you make a five-star meal so we're going to accept it. Like the massages are sent from heaven so we're going to accept it. Things of that nature. Yet and still, we would prefer if you were just crazy to a minimum.

"You think I'm crazy? I'll show you crazy." - Crazy woman

"You can't make bring out my crazy side then call me crazy." - Crazy woman

"Yeah I'm crazy, you still love me though." - Crazy woman

We've heard it all before. Your level of craziness doesn't impress us. Your level of craziness isn't attractive. Your level of craziness isn't turning us on. (Well maybe if you're yelling with an attitude and accent but that's a different story). Your level of craziness isn't something to broadcast. Your level of craziness isn't anything to brag about.

It happens. We might provoke you from time-to-time to bring out your crazy side. It happens. I'm not saying don't be crazy. Women are wired a different way, they're definitely going to be crazy sometimes. That's just the way they are. And we're going to provoke them sometimes. That's just the way we are. I'm just shining light on the fact that it's far from attractive for women to take pride in being crazy. That's like a male taking pride in being an ain't shit nigga. Shits not logical.

Yours Truly,
The Boy (@NateSaid)

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