BITCH!!!!

We all know one BITCH!!! we cant say we dont, all BITCHES contain the same traits we may have a BITCH fit every now and then, but some were born to be BITCHES all the time, you know they the ones who say they gonna do something but dont, the loud mouth but aint bout shit, the one who says ill be there at 1 get ready and u get all excited dick on hard, thinkin you bout to tear her ass up but she is a no show, well i guess i need to get that bottle of coco butter out and go to work the best way i know how, you wake up to a text saying i was going to come but see what had happened was my little sister had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in my bed so i can protect her, now you sittin there staring at the bottle of lotion from last night like time the fuck out aint her little sister 1 year younger than her, bout six foot five, how in the hell is her big ass scared but you brush it off and text her back its all good maybe another time, you laughing on the inside like this BITCH!!! o and dont forget that BITCH in the club all loud in front of they friend like you dont know that they one of them chess club, all out playing golf on the weekends, scrabble wit the family on fridays type niggas i mean BITCHES!!! a little liquor make people act all out of character dont it, but you brush it off but they still talkin, so you dont say nothin you just turn slowly and smack the fuck out they BITCH!!! ass leaving them there stunned they friends like i know you didnt smack lil keke aka kekashabanatania somthin ghetto so we gonna stick wit lil keke for short or BITCH!!! yea BITCH!!! is better cuz all they did was tear up and run out they club, her friends like o you done did it now she goin to get her shit and pop yo ass, and you like where is it at her house cuz she jus left yall asses here, you cant forget the BITCH!!! who be like come to the house and while you almost there she calls back and be like sorry but you cant come today my man popped up, you like hold the fuck up when were you goin to tell me you had a man and why in the hell you tell me to come over knowing that the muthafucka randomly shows up, that BITCH!!! is everywhere we all know the ones wit men but dont say shit to you till you see them in the mall all loved up, but you wanna run up tell him what kinda shit you and her do well did but you keep cool she didnt see you so you leave it alone and put her on blast when she decides to text you that night but hey why should i complain bout these BITCHES!!! y dont yall leave a comment on this post tellin me bout the BITCH!!! or BITCH!!! ass act you seen or know of

A.T.M. Quote "Stankin Biotch" snippet

Here go a snippet of A.T.M. Quotes song "Stankin Biotch" off his "The Deposit" mixtape dropping this Friday. If you ever had one of those nosey, dirty, trifling, non-washing, malt liquor sipping biotches all in your face in the club, hood, on campus in the dorm, all over your plate in the cafe... THIS SONG WAS MADE FOR YOU! Play it for them when you see them so they get the message.


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Stutter Awareness (True Life: Stutter clip)

maaaaaaaaaaannn look.... I just want to spread stuttering *which is a hilarious serious matter* awareness. This clip of Tim tryna call in for a job *sigh* just click and watch Tim try to make his life better by finding a job. This shit is so fuckin not funny people. I couldnt breathe at the first sequence of stutters. Shit is  beyond funny sad.

P.S. I cant stop watching this nigga fuck up SHIT! get it out nigga PLEASE lmaoooooooo

The Angry Preacher

If I go to hell for laughing at this fool ima be pissed. If yall watch Tosh.O like me then you would of seen a clip of this video but i never saw the whole thing until now and i cant stop laughing and wiping the tears away. This "preacher" drop o so many funny one liners for me to quote. please, please enjoy....

All for a Turkey & Cheese Sandwich...

 

What you not gonna do is walk in a store and ask a man making a sandwich to make you a sandwich as if he was a sandwich making ass nigga. Yea funniest shit on earth. So many quotables thru out this whole vid from homie making the sandwich to the dude who asked for it to the situation in the back.