Friday, March 22, 2013

Craigy F "Singing To Your Girlfriend"


Ima need all you dirty niggas who creep to step forward slide a little closer & raise yall hands cause we I mean yall have a new anthem. From his Lost Dreams album dropping soon here is "Singing To Your Girlfriend" by Craigy F and its pretty smooth if I say so myself. Ran it through the car test , the early wake up test, all that had to make sure a nigga wasn't sleepy. Shit is flames. Download link below...


Craigy F. "Singing To Your Girlfriend": Download

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Miley Cyrus Twerking in a Unicorn Suit to WOP



Last night was ruined thanks Miley. Bum ass twerk, bum ass unicorn suit, bum ass ass cheeks, bum white bitch. Where is ol Billie Ray crusty white ass to put this young trash on timeout shit. Like I never seen something this horrible in my life like ok Im Lying but Jesus I never have. I really wish i never took down a couple white joints back in the day when my eyes gazed this. But now look whats going on...



...................................................................................................................................................................NIGGA!
Tell me suicide wasn't contemplated. I wish I could destroy the whole internets right now so that no other would suffer the visuals of more horrible twerkage but then I can't tweet I'd have to listen to my girl complain bout girl stuff that Im supposed to pretend to pay attention. Yall Im not even gonna say enjoy the vids please dont.

360 waver impersonations: The Great White Wave God



So Im out on funky ass Bourbon St on my Bday getting drunk and Im not saying its funky as use for some wack as slang term I mean I need to cop a fresh pair of nostrils off EBay for the low funky I mean its unheavenly like GOT DAMN! The stench hits you so hard out of know where got you feeling like its :20 on the clock in the 4th quarter, Ray Lewis got you in his sights, 3rd & 7 while they up by 6. You slip can't catch your footing, he coming *pause*, you start crying, he coming *pause again* next thing you know you hit with a mass amount of the most disgusting of filth. Daquiri just fumbling all out your hands sliding on beads through throw up & white girl screams smh crazy down there. SO while I scroll twitter on my Bday I see a video all on the TL I click cause Im drunk and wanted to enjoy some Bday time with my twitter friends. I WASNT READY! Who gave this white boy wave grease, a durag & a camera to stunt on us without a chance of recovery? Nigga said his waves was smoooooood not SMOOTH YALL SMOOOD! Smhhhhh gotta bless our hearts & hairlines on this one.