G Code: Check yo nuts

G Code #1

G Code #2
End of the year! Last fuckin post *and the perfect one*. A lot a odd shit has been happening in 11' and Jesus hates you niggas for every bit of it. Niggas really out here slippin on all levels of non chill and manliness. Be hold the "G Code" yes and like the post is title check ya musky feminine powdered scrotums you embarrassing us out here! Seen these two vids and def had to release them upon yall eyes. Can't have niggas pleasantly walking into 2012 fuckin everything up. Enjoy....

The Church Girl

that did not just happen, i know im dreaming, not in a million years could any of this be real. o im sorry yall dont know what im talking about, well let me wake up and tell you bout this shit that just went down with me. so im walking out of church and the preacher invite me to dinner with his family, now im black so of course ima accept his invite, maybe a little bible study before we eat, idk and idc i can deal with that plus his daughter is fine as hell so yea ima go. but speaking of that i asked him where she was at and he said home sick randomly she came down with a cold but i prayed for her but i know she will come through anyways give me a second to talk to the others in the church and we will be off to my house for dinner. few minutes later we left to go to his house, i never been to the preachers house before. he said well i stay on this street right here and as he said that i recognized my friend stephen and richard driving past us. im wondering what they were doing on this side of town. well maybe they jus were riding around beats me. so we pull into the drive-way and he says he forgot to stop by the store and pick up some meds for his daughter. he told me to just go ring the doorbell and his daughter should open it up for me he would be back in like an hour.

well i ring the doorbell and the door creeks open and she steps out in a robe hair all messed up, sweating, seemed out of breath, eyes hardly open. im like dang she must be going through something rough. maybe i shouldnt of came it may get worse if i catch it but i cant leave after i told him i would come. he told her to be good and for me to keep her company while he was out. i step in and the door slams behind me and locks. she ran upstairs so i decided to take a seat on the couch i figured she went to get her bible idk. she comes back downstairs got right on her knees im like o time to pray she could of told me thats what she wanted to do. so i get up to pray with her and she grabs my zipper and starts giving me head. im like wait chill out your dads the preacher, we cant do this also i have never said more than 2 words to you until now she says shut the fuck up sit the fuck down and let me handle this. im so confused but i say man up let her have it. and did she have it boy i thought i was in heaven i never had head like that before. i start to nut and try to move away from her mouth but she holds me there and takes it all in her mouth until it starts falling out onto the floor. some of it landed on her foot all she did was wipe it up with her finger and licks it off. but that didnt stop her from continuing and at this point i didnt mind cuz it was good no amazing. while i was in a daze i didnt notice she had got up and was signaling for me to come upstairs with her.

when i finally get to her room she was laid out in her bed, waiting for me. so i go to her bout to get my condom out but she says no im like what and she says she dont use them i wasnt bout to turn down sex so i leave it. so we fuck and it gets intense, she biting all on me, scratching my back, calling my name, asking for more, and just as im bout to nut she yells turn her over and fuck her in the ass. im like wait a damn minute what kinda shit is she on i tell her im not gonna do it, she gets mad at me and says well ya friends stephen and richard sure didnt mind doin it so what yo problem. im like what, you nasty as ho, you just had a 3 some wit my friends now you havin sex with me, she said yea do you got a problem wit that, cuz you didnt earlier. im like yea but thats before i knew all that. she says are you goin to do it or what. i says well ill do it but not like that she agrees and we start back at it. and as we were going she but i need to stop idk who else she is doing this with as that thought comes across my head the door slams and at that same moment i lose focus and nut right in her. she says thank you and hops under her covers im confused but i need to hurry the foots steps are on the stairs i drop to the floor and close my eyes as the door opens and the preachers says o sorry to interupt your prayer but can i reschedule the dinner for tomorrow it seems i have some work to do. i say yea and head downstairs and hop in his car. as we pull out the driveway she peeks out the window and waves bye. he says awww i have a sweet daughter very nice and friendly, a real people person, i know she made you feel right at home. im thinking to myself no your daughters a fuckin slut.

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2 Shattered Hearts

bullet leaves his heart
goes back in the chamber
gun uncocked
bullet back in the clip
her finger off the trigger
he back on his feet
front door closes
he takes key out the door
reads note
puts note back on the door
gets back in car
leaves driveway
at a hotel
leaves the hotel
quick lunch at a restaurant
leaves restaurant
on the phone
in the driveway
in the house telling his wife i love u
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he left the house
she went thru his stuff
found hotel reservations for two
got in the car
went to the pawn shop
bought a pistol
bought a box a bullets
got back to the house
put two bullets in the clip
sat & wrote a note
it said : i love you so much, we've been through a lot and i will do anything to keep u, u are mine and i am urs til death do us part, but i still would follow u to death just to be with u forever, i love and will always love u took the note put it on the outside of the front door
he came home
took the note off the door
read the note
put his key in the door
opened the door
was shot thru the heart
she went back to the couch
turned the gun to her chest
pulled the trigger
bullet enters her heart.........
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(The phone call he took earlier):
hey, yea she has no clue i flew yall in to surprise her, i know she would be glad to see yall after so many years, yea the hotel room is set up for u and your husband, ok well after i pick yall up ima take yall to get something to eat, ok yea after that ill drop yall off at the hotel to get some rest before we go out to celerbrate tonight, yes m'am, ok, bye

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Blunts, Beer, Military Defense? Fox News Reports...

Fox News does not care! They really ran up on homie & called him a pothead to his face. Not to mention the nigger moment of the typical ignorant on camera talk from one blacky. I do applaud them for their odd knowledge of what a blunt is where to buy it and how to use it. I mean I guess its serious to report what workers do & all but I cried laughing at how they went about it. What yall think? Let me know but ima sit back and keep laughin at every bit of coonness this vid contains