Myspace.. back?

The new Myspace from Myspace on Vimeo.

At first I was like NAH FOH! then I clicked the video right and instantly felt like I tasted the first pussy I ever bout drowned in yall but don't worry I ain't swim to the holy gracelands known as the butt yet wasn't bout that life until many moons later. Go head slide open your laptops blow the crypt keeper pile of dust collected on them passwords cause Myspace may perhaps be back. This vid may be what is the closest to seeing Jesus 2 step out the cave 3 days later so I say we pray & weep in this joyous moment. Shit looks well sheesh watch and see & enjoy the greatness that is the new Myspace

DMX Vs. The Computer

If nobody gonna promote you Earl then I will and by promote I mean laugh. Sir you know how to bark, be a FBI agent but not run the holy computer? Out in this beloved world asking Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina and about three Kim's what they want from you. THEY WANT THE DICK OF THE BARKING GOD! Just stop worrying bout what a Google is and apply some thought on why your new album "Undisputed" is Bestbuy's new shelf filler iight.

Who Damn Daddy Them?

If this the activities grown ups partake in when we kids are away I damn sure for the love of Jesus, bacon & biting of the buttocks shall be muthafuckin peter pan. I just gave up on searching for understanding. Couldn't even stop what I watching yall, I just couldn't. Whoever moms that is wit the rookie wobble goin on while this Carl Winslow looking nigga shake & jives his struggle away showcase the very worst see this side of the webs. Laugh, cry whatever this shit isn't legal in 39 states I can tell you negros that much. Smh... smh... yall... smh

The Rules: 2 out of 2

So after months of waiting to drop this most I finally wrote it. Yup, no reason, just had other post to get out the way as I saw fit DEAL WIT IT IIGHT? Iight, so, 2 out of 2... what the hell am I talking bout? I'm talking bout a 2 month refund period after a break up with a 2 year ownership after. "Refund? Ownership? You saying we bitches are dogs you can just pick up take back?" NO U DUMB BITCH I am not saying that I'm talking feelings with yo hoe ass. So ok let me tell y'all bout this 2 out of 2 or the "22" for short I'll call it. Let's say you and ya boo break up y'all crying y'all sad y'all lonely wanting each other you smelling her panties she wearing ya dingy Hanes tee & shorts to bed but y'all over, DONE, FINITOOOOO!!!!!!! *yea nigga know his Spanish I think thats Spanish o well* Both being stubborn as hell not knowing what to do but wait. That's basically all yall can do is wait. The 2 week chill out grace period rolls by yall talk it out see how the other living praying the they worked up one of the worst nose burns from constant tissue wipage. She gon ask if you met someone MY NIGGA! "SAY NAH I JUST BE CHILLIN!" JUST. BE. CHILLIN. It ain't gonna work but it at least satisfies her taste to know if you miss her or moved on. Yea she know you have BUT she won't question it she only worried bout you and how you still feel bout her at the moment. Now as the talking progresses it turns into a full month after the end for "Us" meaning its now time for the consider the restart or the move on phase. Shit getting easier to be without them and you got a new flock of bitches hating ya tweets cause if she hate ya tweets she tryna do something for that Trukfit nigga, a lot of many many things for that Trukfit. And then it comes to the first 2, yes, you at the 2 month mark are you gonna move on or go back to ya baby, ya heart, ya one & only? Why is the 2 month mark so important? Well it's long enough to get over them, to adjust to ya old single self, while at the same time being long enough to think things over cry holding ya pillow and tweet thru the loneliness and reconsider. It ain't over tho no sir that's the first 2 you got the next 2 to conquer. How come you can still pop up to her crib diggin thru her fridge stay over when you want for the next 2 years? CAUSE SHE YOURS AND SHE OR HER NEW MAN CAN'T SAY SHIT BOUT IT! He know the deal, yea he got her now he her new bae but homie also know the rules that he still got his ex & you still got yours it only come down to fuckin respect that's all. If I ate it from the back in a full moonlight you think I'm not calling her to see what new snacks she got up in the crib? YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE PLAYA!! Yup those my footprints on the coffee table and my shoes in the closet. DO SOMETHING! I hit every red light known to man & licked the boonkum from the sun up to the sundown so you obviously must not know I'm damn sure gonna continue to send these eggplant emoji after midnight to get that kissy face back potna! Respect the "22" cause Jesus wept iight? iight.