Friday, February 21, 2014

Dollar Fry Your Way to Marriage

You got to start from somewhere to end up where you wanna be. I so could end this post right there with that wack ass quote but I'm not. I'm here to talk to you ladies. The ladies who expect a man on first outing to be willing to break his neck and bank for your not so at the moment special ass. We see that near 40" Malaysian blowing in that wind. That shit non tangled than a muthafucka & smelling fresh off the horses ass, YOU GOT MONIES! But its not bout if you got money, that don't matter truly when you looking for a gentlemen to be a man about it. Just don't walk around with the mentality that men need to dish out. Who are you? Like off gates give you the world? what if your pussy stank? Got a STD chillin in the closet with the crypt keeper? Son a fa.. never mind but yea we don't know if you're worth it but that does not mean we as men won't push to see. You see that sign? Them golden arches? I offer you a a simple dollar fry, drink and McFlurry and you TUH! me it's over. Who you think you are? O, Guess from first meeting I gotta hit you with PF Changs Huh? Bitch Please! Appreciate the finer things in life like a McChicken and Dollar tea. You
"O thank you" a man to that hell he might cop you your favorite snack from the corner store on some "I was just thinking bout you" type cutesy stuff you know? Then You move up a level. I'm hitting the bar this weekend you wanna join? Yup, he asking you out to dig in them mozzarella sticks. Bitches love mozzarella sticks b.