Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Waiting List


YES BITCH! hol up... I mean yes my friends the waiting list. This item has been mentally passed down and around the US's of A to the people with the strength to hold every molecule of thirst in until the right moment. What is the waiting list? See a chick check the chick place dibs on the chick make ya strike on that chick. Every nigga in the hood got a nice cool lil young hoe the Mayans predicted it it came true Im typing it so its fact truth and yall shall not say shit bout it. Now if he fuck that young chick is on him she won't tell thats her mans boo baby cast mate on Maury episode next week. Most cases tho, you write that lil thing onto the waiting list and keep it moving. "O she what.. 16... yea she on the 2yr list." Its not only young broads its all broads. "Her mans bout to get locked for what 3?? yea let me get her down for 3months of his time before I hit." or "Let me go on head graduate see what Ms. *insert any typical south no ass having hype off Starbucks & friends episodes watching white teacher name here* talkin bout she kinda cute" or "see she just switched that good ol status to single on the book, ima stay low for a week slide to a wall comment then onto the messages bitch gon be mines o yes she will." O and ladies yall put us on lists too the most whorish of filthy ones. "Girl ____ gonna be there and thats when ima get him so&so ain't with him no more either hmph when I let him fuck its all gonna be peetrooone faaauullt okkk mm." Word bitch? u swear u my future sidebitch huh? u tryna have my soon to be aborted baby next month huh? cool wit me. Sometimes bitches just creep thru the aisles of facebook photo albums imagining yall never to be reality wedding praying that the stories her homegirl told were true. She give it a few days few photo likes couple cutes fake randomly run into you and guess what nigga SHE GOT YOU! Probably took her what a good 2 months but you were on her list and got checked off. Its really a well more structured form to thirsty in this world and ain't never nothing wrong with getting your shit quench finally hell its good to have goals right?

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