Friday, February 8, 2013

It's Not Cupid Fault Your Bum Ass Lonely



Well well well.... love is supposed to be in the air but all I see is bitterness & fields of depression. TRAGIC! Happy days ago, sad weeks to come, but why? Cause they ain't got no valentines aka valentimes *for the niggas*. You ain't see the warning signs months ago? Texts ago? Curves ago? Welp.. niggabitches *that's nigga & bitches* I'm here to announce to your scorned asses to fuckin' deal wit it. You wasn't with the fam on thanksgiving passing your "nigga" that good dressing, that damn macaroni, some muthafuckin gravy to slide gracefully over that rice. You was alone doing self alleys off the collards around the turkey behind the sweet potato pie huh? Bet it hurts to listen to "adorn" don't it? Don't worry bitch we know it does. "Love on Top" drops you ready to shoot the whole place up cause you can't connect with the beauty Bey is bringing to our muthafuckin souls! YOU WISH YOU CAN GET UR LIFE! Santa season come, no gifts but pajamas from moms, hugs from pops & merry Christmas texts from friends you hurting so damn baaaaaaaddddddddddddd. NEW YEARS NO KISS! HA! Now a month to get yourself together comes along, new year, new you blah blah ya pussy still ran thru anyways, cupid got the arrow aiming it is time VDAY TIME! *yup I know I been randomly popping caps locked worded words in this shit cause I can and will* You been recycling bitter scorned tweets warming up the winter with preparation of loneliness to read how hurt you are. Why be hurt? You "strong" You "independent" You "ain't like these other bitches". Sorry but obviously you are like these other bitches. You ain't got no man *him don't count* you SOL. Now you tweeting bout how niggas can't handle women, they don't know  what they had while they had it but meanwhile him & his REAL boo eatin up them $11.99 schrimps BEHLEE DAT WHOA *Birdman voice*. O.. you thought you was the real boo no no no Ms bitter & cold at night you wasn't. You was praying to sink your mouth on multiple kisses huh? Wrap your hands round many roses huh? Gaze your eyes on an actual human being huh? It might really actually in reality be your fault. We know we know you gonna blame the guy but damn baby it may really truly be your fault why you hunching that pillow at night. Were you annoying? Complained bout every bit of nothing? Ain't know that bacon was the most precious gift of God? I say YES! Really meeting someone in January calling them Hubby and expecting the world is a bunch blind misguidance. Months prior and it comes down to looking like a bunch of simple chill shit, you just gotta suck it up and expect the simple. Now to sum it up you may be on the verge of realizing you are the side. Whats worse is you may realize you was just the quick fuck when the side was with her man while the girlfriend was sleep but I'll chill on that situation. How all this will end is mad instagram pics of cupid being hated on & tweets of fuck vday other than regular simple "good morning no valentines just a normal day how y'all". Know what you are getting into before you get into it cause all will is known when that ass is hurt.

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