Thursday, July 17, 2014

Side Effects of The Homegirl


The walking thesaurus of all things called advice. Simple. I'm done here. Ok, ok, I'm not done but let's talk about it. The homegirl. No not your man best friend but your friend. The one with the Do's and Don'ts of YOUR life to make YOUR life better and safer and "Happier". Now yes I said happier but, look at the homegirl. Is she even happy first of all? If yes is then she not even gonna bother talking to you bout what to do. If the broad not satisfied in or wishing her life is even half of what yours is then here will come the rain of "You Betters". Never understood how what I call "Being a homegirl" has EVER kept the friend their standing up for worked out for the greater good. For one, has your advice even helped you stay happy? Has it kept your relationship going long and stress free? Are your finances up to par and equally spread with your partner? Do you even have a partner? Not a late night only rendezvous but a legit significant other. One who is there supporting you and I mean tossing bread and courage your way instead of just dick and stress. NO?

NO? NO? NO? Weeellllllll....... SHUT UP! Not a hard task to do. Just shut up. You don't want to end up on the porch sipping a nice cold brew being nosey greeting your neighbors with smiles, talking bout life then shading them when they not around. When you have something going for yourself you don't have time to jump in and just lend help because people who need help seek it. Can't walk around getting in people business just to know their business to tell them what they should do with it because you don't have anything truly going on. Side effects occur from those types of antics. Now your friends start to question themselves, their life, their everything while you the almighty God of advice who's advice isn't even working on themselves or thought to be used for themselves actually lacks true common sense. Most homegirl advice is filled with bitterness,  jealously and high end amounts of nosiness. STOP BEING A HOMEGIRL ALL THE TIME! Not all words of wisdom are necessary. Not all help is wanted. Her man out and seen by you go speak don't be a homegirl and report back from the shadows cause you, A. Telling shit that's already known or B. Causing drama. Drama that you''ll be very much gladly to be their to comfort for. But when it comes to your life nobody better be in it. While your life behind closed doors you're spreading your friends. Every chick has that "homegirl". Every single one of y'all and if you don't that just means you're her. Don't be her. Please please don't. Watching her man more than your own got you the knowledge to report back what? That you and your man good while you homegirling your friends life. Kinda ass backwards to me but not much I can say due to guy code on things. That's why to cut down the extra nag battery you put in your friends back, we ensure her to cut you off a bit and we truly let it be known we not as her guy fucking with you anymore til you or your guy get you and your life stable enough to be back in our presence. So again, stop being a homegirl...

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