Put your hands up and look at your fingers. Six? Yes, six is not the loneliest number but the perfect one to get the job done when courting someone to a nice evening. Now yes six hours doesn't seem long on paper but sit back relax kick off your shoes and let your funky ass corns breathe while you think about it. What do you actually need to do longer than six hours? Like interaction wise what do you actually need? Let's try to break down a simple evening of
Dinner and a Movie:
No no no not your Netflix and chill night but actually getting your stank ass up dressing nice and making someone feel special. That last sentence goes both ways cause some you ladies think not trimming that upper lip stache means let the musk reek on HA HA *sideeye emoji*no bitch. So you fresh dressed hoping you don't fumble at the goal line, got all the mental notes of Do's and Don'ts in your had for the conversations to take place.We're at dinner. So you gotta order the water knowing you GOTTA order the water it's in the bible next to the birth of Jesus. What this gotta do with time? It kicks the clock into go. Now picture the last time you went out to eat. Got that good ol water, order an appetizer cause you got extra money in your account to get the appetizer and the entree, you balling baby. Now some of us either thug it out only get that appy or stretch the monies out and get the cheap entree. It's bout balance cause you praying this girl don't eat much and don't want a lil drinky with her sweet tea. You gotta tip the waiter bout a good $2 so she know you a real n***a. Peep the time. You just sat there for about one hour and a half. You sat, talked, ordered, talked, waited, talked, ate, talked, then wondered what's next. So you hit a movie. Automatically your broke ass *yes, I'm going to keep bringing this up even though it's bout the time* like shit, damn glad she a cheap ass girl, she's well worth getting wifed up. So you go to the movies after getting your eat on. This right here a good two to two and a half hours knocked out the park. So now you see most of of the evening is passing on by. You're up to three and a half to four hours spent with each other.
The "Now What's Next...":
Food gone, movies gone, now what's next? Take a stroll around the park or downtown. Hit a bar with your baby yeeeaaaaa baby. Bam boom *more sound effects more sound effects* cruised through that hour like a nap in hot ass black church. Where we gonna be at now five hours? Let's say you started at 8pm, it's now 1am and she don't eeeeeennknow it ain't no longer in booty call hours by name but "wow we had a great evening do you wanna come in for a sec" hours.
The Last Hour:
Yes, we at the part where you either have sex but play like you not inside for it or really just sit and collect your thoughts. We having sex though. Now realistic we ain't even sip no henny so this whole hour won't be sex it'll be flirting in and out of boring convo. Hell 5mins of this should really be sex so you gotta play it smooth and talk the first 25 then leave after the last 30 with a hot rag wash up combo. Now looky here... six hours gone and she had a good time my brother.
Now take all this in account when you not dating to apply it to doing anything with someone. All we technically need is six hours. eight for sleep, eight for work so you have only TWO to yourself. A full day right there gone. Next time a girl complain bout spending time her ass should applaud when you sacrifice more than that good ol six cause that fuckin up the rotation of your daily. If she wanna complain just cut her time. Bitch not a time you player.
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