Girls avoid talkin to you all day so they can have you on the phone all night *its in the bible after john I believe but its there trust i know my bible* but anyways thats what they do. If you textin them at night you could be lying bout where you at during the night so they choose to have you on the phone so they can hear all your surroundings basically makin sure you not round no chicks cuz if you were they would do every mushy lovey dovey shit in the book in hopes them chicks hear it tryna get a playa caught thats all.
The club be the worst tho, how you expect me to enjoy "im a boss" yelling HUH! cuz I cant hear you over Ross's grunts in the background smh. Shit I be wanting both hands secured on shorty waist as that luke set plays but no Im in the bathroom miserable hearin ya story bout bakin blueberry muffins.
FUCK THEM MUFFINS YO!
I want MY PEEN on HER ASS especially while "back that ass up" is bumpin thru the stale liquor breaths in the air. Im at the club for one night only JUS ONE.FUCKIN.NIGHT.ONLY. out this week like that bitch from American Idol who used to be fat but now sings her ass off bout all the weight she lost in those commercial. Ladies we men beg of you DONT CALL WHILE WE IN THE DAMN CLUB ok/ OK? you can text email tweet send a fuckin bird or flash the got damn bat signal in the sky WHATEVER just dont call while we out let us be great got dammit.
AND WHO TOLD JAE FUCKIN MILLZ TO HOP ON FRANK OCEANS SWIM GOOD RECORD? ok im done i got a high score in wii bowling to beat
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