Goodlordhammercyjeebusthankyahallelujahamen! SCHOOL.IS.BACK. Nah, I'm not excited for the classes, not excited for the homework nor excited bout waking up early to find out class is canceled. the exciting thing about school is the muthafuckin freshmen. Yep the newly lost souls who just cross over to pre-adulthood wondering around looking for new friends, classes & sex... ok maybe not the last part that's a whole nother blog post. Just stare out your dorm room window at the beauty of long weave flowing glistening thighs strolling tight shir... wait that is about 30% of the male population here at A&T smdh just go sit out look at the women my nigga they are everywhere.
This is to every school listen THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! Now I'm not gonna focus all on women for this post cause it is a back to school post. Here are some quick pointers
-Memorize your classes: please don't be walking around after week one wit a shit of paper out walking into trees nshit o Ive seen it & the squirrels don't like you fucks touching they trees
-Make friends/Fuck Hoes: you will not get shit done alone round these parts ya'll asses need to "make friends" aka find someone to cheat off of. Fuck all that hard work shit yea yea yea they said it will get you through school HA lies better look on over that cute girl shoulder & get them answers hell if she the one to ask u to be a "study buddy" full all semester access pass to the thing we men love the most... BOX so fuck them hoes FUCK.THEM.HOES.
-Eat!: OODLES N NOODLES ARE YOUR FRIEND!!!!! Ain't no point in starving which you will do but eat as much as you can, go to the cafe it won't hurt until after u leave to go hit the toilet but make sure you don't go to early cuz you'll starve all night & don't go to late or you may be waiting to get in & the food is getting put away unless you find an off campus broad wit food stamps then you in there preferably she is that "study buddy" I referred to. Nothing like good food great sex & dope grades.
-Watch your money: I know I know, refunds coming soon & you wanna trick out buy some new rims on your lil ol prius or get all the new sneakers from DTLR or print out pics of Christina brown & Big Sean and walk around every store to til you find all available accessories for u to ride they dick on fashion a lil bit harder smh. Watch your money Don't waste it cause come October you will be broke calling your moms up for them funds, o trust it will happen & still happens just get what you need before what you wont my lil foolish friends
-Party til you cant: get out ya damn room & have a life find a club to go to but make sure its one a day you can handle. Thursday-Saturday (some places Wednesday) you can go out to a club get drunk & shake ya ass or as we men like to do bag bitch bag more bitches get drink dougie & fight. Don't wanna go out Thursday then show up Friday smelling like spoiled similac & hennesy mixed with vomit, hoe signal of a X on your hand still shining bright alerting the thirsty niggas in the back to spot you next week at club "this where the hoes be at" & smash ya drunk ass. LISTEN!!! do it one night out the week or on the weekend not all week or you & ya unhealthy swollen pussy will suffer by homecoming, yep yo name will be out there & you will be the homecoming target
So there go my pointer eat good cheat good fuck hoes get dope grades & party ya'll be cool ima sit enjoy these oodles N noodles & wait on my refund check so I can ball the fuck out....
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